May 2013
272 posts
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
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meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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WHAT IF JOHN DOES COME BACK THO
bakasara:
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orima-kazooie:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
GODDAMMIT TUMBLR
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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan:
noblerhombus:
camuizuuki:
brokeback-purgatory:
I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
SOMEBODY
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
PLEASE.
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A...
Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who...
wincested:
theybuildbuildings:
He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.
#jesus was a bro #i would chill with him all the time
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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incandescentquill:
tatterdemalionamberite:
binghsien:
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heidi8:
sonneillonv:
dressthesavage:
narwhalsareunderwaterunicorns:
anglofile:
spicyshimmy:
how is it possible to love fictional characters this much and also have people always been this way?
like, did queen elizabeth lie in bed late sometimes thinking ‘VERILY I CANNOT EVEN FOR MERCUTIO HATH SLAIN ME WITH...
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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scarfytheshipster:
I know this is kind of absurd but if the demons in AF love the moon so much somebody getting named Moon Moon would have the highest rank/honor of everyone
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imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon having sex with the expression they currently have
IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN LIKE THIS YOU SEE
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I JUST SAW THE HURRYCANE ADVERTISEMENT AND I AM CRYING
digivolvin:
madoka is really great children’s television, tho? here are some valuable lessons ur kids will take away from it:
kyubey: always say please and thank u
mami: don’t lose ur head in tough situations
kyoko: eat pocky; kick ass
homura: if at first u don’t succeed, try, try again (& again, again, again, again)
madoka: be pink jesus
sayaka: no honey don’t do it
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killitwithzombies:
what i’ve learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both...
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
solluxforpresident:
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fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
kauvera:
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:
wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
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For the Writers out there: Common Injuries And How...
jellicleoverlord:
In my experience, RPers and Writers alike enjoy one thing: Making characters suffer. This little guide is supposed to help you with keeping injuries and the First Aid - in case you want to patch your character back together - realistic. I am no medical professional, but I dare say I picked up a thing or two during my First Aider training ;)
Under read more for length! Also,...
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birdbrainblue:
mixedbyziggy:
I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
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samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
mishasubi:
johnimholmes:
you wake up and it’s wednesday- supernatural season gr8 finale day! needless to say, you’re excited as fuck. you sit up in bed and check the time on your phone. but wait. for the date it says, “tuesday may 14th” except today is wednesday. how weird. it must be your phone bugging up or something. you climb out of bed and you’re walking out of your room when off in the...
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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were...
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
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ilikeyoassbutt:
destielsails:
castielmylove:
I didn’t see Naomi’s wings when she died.
probably cause Metatron ripped her grace and then killed her as a human seeing as the drill wouldn’t have killed an angel
can you not?
